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Nutriop Longevity

Nutriop Longevity® Vitality-X™ Ultra Pure-NMNH Max-Strength NAD+ Formula | 380mg x 45 Longevity Capsules | 17.10g

Nutriop Longevity® Vitality-X™ Ultra Pure-NMNH Max-Strength NAD+ Formula | 380mg x 45 Longevity Capsules | 17.10g

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Vitality-X™

Upgrade Your Cellular Operating System

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Hey, You! Yes, You with the Aging Cells!

Ever wished you could hop into a TARDIS and zip back to when your cells were doing the Macarena with youthful abandon? Well, strap in, because Vitality-X™ is about to take your mitochondria on a wild ride through time and space!



The Quantum Quencher: NMNH

(Nucleotides Making Nonstop Havoc)

Forget that old-school NMN stuff. We've turbocharged it into NMNH - think of it as NMN that's been through superhero boot camp. Each capsule is like sending your cells to Hogwarts, but instead of learning magic, they're mastering the art of feeling 25 again.

The Cast of This Cellular Drama:

  • 🌟 NMNH (220mg): The protagonist with a mysterious past and a bright future
  • 🧙‍♂️ NAD+ (50mg): The wise mentor who's seen some stuff
  • 🦸‍♂️ NADH (10mg): The quirky sidekick with hidden superpowers
  • 😎 NMN (100mg): The cool cousin who started this whole adventure

Together, they're not just a supplement. They're the Avengers of your cellular world, assembling to fight off the villainous forces of time and fatigue!


What's In It For You, Cellular Chrono-naut?

  • Energy levels so high, you'll wonder if you accidentally licked a battery
  • 🧠 Brain fog so gone, you'll be solving Wordle puzzles in your sleep
  • 🦘 A spring in your step that'll make kangaroos jealous
  • 🚀 That "I just emerged from a hibernation pod in the year 3000" feeling

Eco-Friendly Time Machine:

Packaged in vegan pullulan capsules, because even as we bend the laws of cellular physics, we respect Mother Nature. She's got enough on her plate without us adding to it.



How to Embark on Your Temporal Adventure:

  1. 1 Pop 1-2 capsules twice daily
  2. 2 Chase with water (not a temporal vortex)
  3. 3 Wait one hour before meals (temporal displacement can upset stomachs)
  4. 4 Feel the space-time continuum of your cells shift

⚠️ Warning: May cause spontaneous outbursts of "Great Scott!" and an irresistible urge to calculate flux capacitor variations.

The Investment in Your Personal Timeline:

Less than the cost of a DeLorean, and infinitely more effective at reversing the effects of time!

Ready to make your cells do the Charleston like it's 1926?

Face it, cosmic dancer: you're a walking, talking stardust disco. Why not crank up the volume on your cellular sound system? With Vitality-X™, your microscopic mosh pit will be the envy of the Milky Way!

P.S. If you start glowing or developing superhuman abilities, that's totally normal. Probably. 👽

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